Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Gyan ki Baten




About me
“Bachpan se hai sar par Allah ka haath, aur Allahrakha hai mere saath; Baazu par hai saathsochiyaasi ka billa, bees number ka beedi peetha hu, kaam karta hu coolie ka aur naam hai Iqbal”
Relationship Status
“Rishte Main to Hum Tumhare Baap lagte hain, Naam hai Shehensha”
Commitment on RFP
"ab bol hi diya hai to dekh lenge Partner."
Assurance
"Jo kal hua, woh dobara nahi hoga."
Finance
"Aapne apni panch minute na de kar apne 5 lakh gumaye hai."
"Mai panch lakh ka sauda karne aya hoon, aur mere jeb me panch phooti kaudi bhi nahin hai!"
Diagnosis
"Jiske sine me dil hi nahin, oose dil ka daura kya padega?"
Technology
"Sala hai telephone bhi kya ajeeb cheez banayi hai? Udhar se aadmi sochta kuch hai, bolta kuch aur hai, karta kuch aur hai. Jaise tum log."
Inflation
"Pagar baddhao... Pandarahaso rupiye me ghar nahin chalta, saala imaan kya chalega?"
Warning
"Nazar utha ke dekh Gabbar. Tere sar pe maut mandara
rahee hai!"
Career Advice
“Iss duniya mein tarakki karne ke liye na kahna bahot jaruri hai, commissioner”
Timing
"Sahi baat ko sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska maza hi kuch aur hai, aur main sahi waqt ka intezaar karta hoon."
Pioneer
"Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein , line wahin se shuru hoti hai."
Parable
"Jis tarah gobhi ka phool phool hokar bhi phool nahi hota, waise hi gainde ka phool bhi phool hokar phool nahi hota."
Personality analysis
"Nautanki Saala!"
Marine Life Conservation
“Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waale- kouon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte”
Hi there
“Tumhara naam kya hai Basanti?”

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